Saturday, June 30, 2007

Look On Who We've Got Our Hanes On Now

I've always thought (or to put it more bluntly, fantasized) about how great it would be if lady wrestlers and catfighters could somehow convince businesses to sponsor them. So just as a race car driver is covered in logos, and a golfer or tennis player may wear patches that display a company's name, a wrestler or catfighter's limited clothing could incorporate a sponsor's logo. Here, the ladies from BoutTimeStudios wearing the tank tops appear to be sponored by Hanes. (You'll have to click on the picture to see it clearly; "Hanes" is on the lower left of their tops).


Don't Bring a Knife to a Gun Fight

If this were a wrestling match, Casper would certainly have the advantage over Fayth as Casper has trapped her opponent from up top with a head scissors. But Casper has thoughtlessly (or perhaps, thoughfully for our benefit) failed to secure Fayth's arms. So Fayth does what any good catfighter would do (albeit in a well executed apartment catfight -- a nice way of saying that it's not competitive), and reaches back and gets a good hold of Casper's nipples. The reigning Queen of Taking Tit Attacks does her utmost to let us know that Fayth has scored big time, particularly with Fayth's left hand really giving Casper's nipple a good yank.

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

African-American Tag Team

I just noticed that, purely as a matter of coincidence, my last two posts (before this series of three posts) featured African-American ladies getting the short end of things. So to make up for it, here's a nice match featuring two African-American tag teams from Womens World Video. Beginning on the left, we have Tonya at 5'4", 115 pounds and Lee at 5'8", 124 pounds against Isis at 5'4", 129 pounds and Coni at 5'7", 119 pounds. In this group shot, I particularly like the way that Isis is glancing over her shoulder at her opponents while everyone else looks at the camera.
At least in terms of chest size, Isis and Coni have the advantage. Although I'm not sure how that going to help them against the particularly tough looking Lee. I don't know if it was by design, but you'll note that the ladies on each team have similar skin tone, with Tonya and Lee being darker than their opponents.


Tag Team, Part 2

Tonya looks on smiling as Lee gets the better of Coni. Where you have presumably evenly matched tag teams, with one big girl (Lee and Coni) and a smaller girl (Tonya and Isis), a critical factor is who's big girl is better. Because unless the opposing team's small girl is really a class above the rest, the team with the better big girl has a decided advantage. An additional bonus of this photo is we are treated to a fine view of Coni's magnificent ass. Isis looks none too pleased as Lee continues to dominate Coni. Isis certainly seems to know how important it is for her partner to at least hold her own.
But as it turns out, Isis is no great shakes on the mat, either. Tonya demonstrates some real skill against her heavier opponent. Judging by Isis' facial expression, it seems that a submission is inevitable.
Isis doesn't really seem to have any answer to Tonya's speed and agression.
Correction. She does have an answer -- hair pulling -- although it's probably not permitted in a straight wrestling match.

Tag Team, Part 3

Hold the presses!!! It turns out Isis does have some skill, managing to get Tonya in a basic body scissors. Perhaps she will figure out how to squeeze her legs together to get the submission.
Finally, Coni and Isis have figured out how this tag team stuff works -- you want to try and get your bigger girl against their smaller girl. As they say in the Guiness commercials, Genius!!
It's understandable that Tonya has some trouble matching up against Coni, as she is giving up three inches in height. But to be fair to Coni, she only outweighs Tonya by four pounds, so its not like she had a completely unfair advantage.
I like to believe that this is a one in a million shot that captures the moment just after Coni has face sat Tonya for a submission. Sure, she could have just been sitting on her chest or something, but give me the benefit of the doubt.
There really isn't any doubt but that Lee is the class wrestler here, as she finishes Isis off with a modified body scissors. I don't know who won this match, but my money is on Lee and Tonya. If you happen to know, or just have any thoughts on the match, please leave a comment.

Ultimate Surrender Action

Although Ultimate Surrender's matches have particular rules that may not be to everyone's taste, these photos of Ariel putting the beat down on Stacy Cash perfectly capture Stacy's torment.
Stacy is no push over, however, and struggles valiantly.
In the end, Ariel is just too much for Stacy, and as you can see below, Ariel finishes her off in fine style.